I'm totally cool with being completely ignored by everyone I know. No, seriously. Love it.

Oh. after being you're only friend for 8 years, i don't mind you ditching me for a blonde bimbo, it's cool, no worries :_

I like how after spilling my heart to you you forget who I am...on multiple occasions.No,really I do.MLIS.

I love how people judge me because I am a guy. Yep, I am just dating that girl to do her. Why else would I date her? MLIS

no really, i love when you stand in the hall and yell to your friends, so that i get to be late for class. MLIS

Mhmm, you're a douchebag but I'd LOVE to hook up with you! MLIS