Submit a sarcastic remark. Read posts that have been submitted by others. Vote on which newly submitted comments should be enshrined on the site forever. I think you can handle it.

Make it good. Make it (relatively) appropriate. If you want to submit a conversation you imagined in your head, make up names for the people. Be creative. Too hard for ya?

The sarcastic comments arrange themselves randomly on the page. Why? Cause I think it looks cool. Ten display at a time. To see ten more, click the button at bottom. If you can't see one, you can rearrange them by clicking on one to select it, then move it, then click in it again to deselect it. Tip: click near the middle and don't move your mouse too quickly.

"Roll Your Eyes" is the equivalent of "dislike".
"Nod Your Head" is the equivalent of "like".
Straight-forward enough for ya?

We definitely have enough free time to screen all of the submissions ourselves, but we're too lazy, so we let you decide which ones are good enough to make it permanently onto the general site. Vote wisely.

Some people have expressed the concern that the content on this site can be rude and abrasive. We take these concerns very seriously and are constantly working to ensure that none of our content is offensive in any way. Who knows, someday we may even add a "Report" button.

This website was designed for Chrome on a Mac. I've also tried to make it look good in Firefox and Safari on a Mac and Firefox and Chrome on a PC. If it looks stupid, you're probably looking at it in the wrong browser. I hate Internet Explorer so don't ever expect any support for IE.

It's doubtful I'll care, but feel free to email me at webmaster@mylifeissarcastic.com, particularly if something on the site isn't working. That has a tendancy to happen.