I love how when everyone gets the exact same questions wrong on a test the teacher just assumes that we just didn't study hard enough. Of course that's the case, it's not like it's the teacher's fault for not actually teaching us anything. MLIS

I absolutely love it when you spread rumors about me when I'm three feet away, then when I confront you about it later you deny talking about me! Don't worry about it, it's not like I heard your whole conversation.

I'm totally cool with being completely ignored by everyone I know. No, seriously. Love it.

Oh. after being you're only friend for 8 years, i don't mind you ditching me for a blonde bimbo, it's cool, no worries :_

I like how after spilling my heart to you you forget who I am...on multiple occasions.No,really I do.MLIS.

I love how people judge me because I am a guy. Yep, I am just dating that girl to do her. Why else would I date her? MLIS

no really, i love when you stand in the hall and yell to your friends, so that i get to be late for class. MLIS