I love it when my best friend meets the guy I was 'talking' to for 3 months and leads him on and at the same time making him stop liking me. OHH and then tells me all about the time he said she was pretty. When it's not relevant to the conversation. No i know you don't have a crush on him. Really. Why would you talk about it 24-7 if you didn't? That's crazy. MLIS

I have read the Terms and Conditions.

No, no one is creaped out by you. It's not like you call everyone every 5 seconds or drew a picture of your crush's crotch. He doesn't avoid you or anything. MLIS

OF COURSE I want to take a break from a 3 year relationship so you can explore your options. I mean I only gave you my virginity. Thanks for the most wonderful 3 years baby! I LOVE having my trust broken!

Mhmm, you're a douchebag but I'd LOVE to hook up with you! MLIS

no really, i love when you stand in the hall and yell to your friends, so that i get to be late for class. MLIS

I love how people judge me because I am a guy. Yep, I am just dating that girl to do her. Why else would I date her? MLIS

I like how after spilling my heart to you you forget who I am...on multiple occasions.No,really I do.MLIS.

Oh. after being you're only friend for 8 years, i don't mind you ditching me for a blonde bimbo, it's cool, no worries :_

I'm totally cool with being completely ignored by everyone I know. No, seriously. Love it.

I absolutely love it when you spread rumors about me when I'm three feet away, then when I confront you about it later you deny talking about me! Don't worry about it, it's not like I heard your whole conversation.